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clock tease

An individual who teases you with the prospect of knowing the time by keeping various clocks or watches nearby but has them all set to different times.
"Dude stop being a total clock tease"
by Toastomdernist February 19, 2008
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GTF O'Clock

The time at which it is most appropriate that one gets the fuck out/off
Hey! Guess what time it is: it's GTF O'Clock! Get the fuck out of my house!
by Skilhelm January 17, 2011
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crackhead o'clock

Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.
Betty: Damn, what time is it?
Hortense: It's crackhead o'clock, that's what it is!
by Aeliane May 23, 2006
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wine O'clock

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot
Man, today was a long day—it's definitely wine o'clock now.
by CadeRageous! May 6, 2007
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Clock'd 0Ne

A walking lexicon, and a fine appreciator of the English language.
Often found walking the halo'd grounds of tekforums.co.uk

Inventer of the Woot! Rating system
I even wash out teh shower for you too afterwards Mr Marigolds.
If you want to get nitpicking, I notice you don't leave any soap by the sink, so do you even bother to wash your hands?
by Soopahfly June 26, 2004
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Internal clock

A clock that certain people can set to wake up at a set time, without outside interference. Internal clock can vary the "wake time" the user may wake up at an exact time to the millisecond or within 10 minutes. Results vary per person.
Typically the internal clock will allow the user to wake up with very little drowsiness.

To set the internal clock the user must think of the time for at least 3 seconds. Results vary per person.

*Note: if user ignores his internal clock and goes back to sleep they may be more tired than normal when waking up. Not Suggested!
User: We gotta come in to work early tomorrow and my clock ran out of batterys.
Guy: Don't worry just set your internal clock tonight.

-Next day
User: Worked like a charm. Why do people waste money on alarm clocks.
Guy: Told ya so
by M0D1CA April 7, 2008
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clock it the house

to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
by rich lux November 28, 2017
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