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crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.
by Matthew December 8, 2003
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Mr. crap

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!
by Plunkton July 20, 2021
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Bull Crap

A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”
“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”
by WillZthousand May 28, 2021
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crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006
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matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.
That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
by NVLL February 2, 2009
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What the Crap

"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."
by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003
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