crap'n crunch

When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth.

Man i could go for some crap'n crunch.

by Senoir Crap'n Crunch July 5, 2003

crap yeah

Expression essentially the same as shit yeah or hell yeah, but is usually used in a situation where there are too many authority figures that will seriously pwn you if you swear. Like cops or your uncool parents.

Oh crap yeah I took out the trash.

by AntiC_666 April 26, 2005

Crap Hole

Usually used to describe a location. Not as good as a "hole" and better than a "shit hole".

I knew this store was going to be a crap hole.

by PlasticTelescope November 2, 2011

crap apples

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

by p_101 March 23, 2005

crap bastard

where do i start? hm.....'crap bastard' is a derogatory term used to describe the most lame and pathetic individuals. especially those trying to be 'cool' and making a total tit out of themselves. also those who let others down in a big way and have no social skills.

friend' i couldnt find that site on the internet'
me 'oh you crap bastard'
friend' i tried'
me' not hard enough you utterly crap bastard'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

by Earl September 16, 2004

crap shot

when someone with no basketball skills tries making a shot from afar with a piece of garbage into the trash.

guy 1: oh dude did you see gene try that crap shot.
guy 2:yeah haha that was an epic fail.

by haha i added a word June 26, 2010