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crack to sacker 

a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are
"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"
crack to sacker by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003

crack goblin 

!. The species of goblins that you see when you are high on acid
or
!. A really ugly crackhead
You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
crack goblin by ilikeeatingbrains September 2, 2008

Crack Mattress 

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den
"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".
Crack Mattress by Ooookay December 18, 2008

Crack Cocaine 

A dangerous drug that's a freebase form of cocaine that can be smoked. Nicknames include rock, work, hard, iron, cavvy, base, or just crack. It's said to be the most addictive form of cocaine there is. It offers a short (but intense high).
Sara: "Did you hear that Rowan tried crack cocaine because his friends were doing it?"
Veronika: "Yeah man, wasn't surprised."
Crack Cocaine by SaraCatsky May 4, 2013

Crack Fuck 

Fucking the crack of the ass by sliding one's dick inbetween the cheeks parallel with the back, in the same manor as Tit Fucking.
She wouldn't go anul, so I just Crack Fucked her.
Crack Fuck by Turboblazer January 12, 2008

crack pipe 

what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.
Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.