Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

by Xeropoint December 24, 2011

cock fungus

A type of mold/fungus that gets built up on the cock over time. The mold/fungus often is made of cum that drips onto the balls after sexual activity.

Damn bro, that cock fungus tasted like absolute dog shit.

by obese_monkey September 1, 2021

cock oven

A vagina... particularlly if it is cold outside.

Man these assless chaps are making my wang cold. How about I stick it in your cock oven?

by nards deep December 14, 2008

cock spider

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .

damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..

by brydon December 6, 2006

Cock vore

Similar to vore , it is when someone enters anothers penis completely.

Sandra get the lube, we’re doing cock vore tonight

by Fox McCloud 911 November 3, 2017

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

by Miss Priss April 13, 2003

Cock Carousel

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.

Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"

by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017