Teletubbie Clit Tickles

Touching the clit vigorously while watching the teletubbies tickle eachother.

"Man Harrison, those teletubbie clit tickles last night were BANG-A-LANGIN!"

by Jessica Burnett September 23, 2005

clit teaser

a hot bi-curious girl who sexually teases lesbians but doesnt delver the goods.

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Clit Crew

A term to describe a group of women. Depending on the usage, it could just be literally meaning a group of women or it could mean a group of bitchy women. Usually, the women are a close knit group of friends.

Scene: At a club. Group of women walk in.

Guy to his buddies - <i>Ohhhhhhh check it, the clit crew just walked in.</i>
Buddy #1 -<i> I got dibs on the one in pink!</i>

OR

Girl just disses a guy at a club/bar/party and is backed up by a group of her anti-dick friends.

Guy responds: <i>We weren't interested in you or your fuckin' clit crew!

by Stay True November 29, 2007

clit monster

A really hungry/horny lesbian.

My bitch was a clit monster last night!!

by doodlegaga July 13, 2010

clit tease

any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school

Put on some clothes you damn clit tease.

by coolgurl November 22, 2003

Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 19, 2011

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004