Carissuinit

To make an excuse or reason for why you can't follow through on a promise. (An excuse typically involving an "issue with your car.")

A: Hey, where are you?
B: Uh, probably not gonna make it... my cars been acting up again.
A: Wow, you're really gonna try carissuinit?

by MR and Jb August 19, 2019

Carbsexual

A strong attraction to the macronutriant carbohydrates. You enjoy carbs in all their forms. All carbs are good. You rely on carbs to fuel your life. You enjoy trolling your keto friends with pictures of you eating Gummie Bears and pizza.

Hey bruh you do keto? Nah man I'm a carbsexual.

by Elk_newbie February 12, 2020

carlsmith

very smart lovable handsome smart

carlsmith is smarter than you

by carlsmith April 29, 2020

Carissa

the nicest, prettiest, cutest, and greatest person u will ever meet! if u meet a Carissa, never do anything to make her disappear from ur life or make her not talk to u. trust me u will regret it! if u are friends with one never let them go! they will do anything for u, they willl stick up to a bully for u. she will devote her life to being ur friend!

guy 1: hey man did u see the new girl Carissa?
guy 2: yea, man she is hot, and the nicest person ever!

by gabriella jolie June 26, 2020

Cars

Vehicles that swim

If your car doesn’t swim your not cool

That car is ugly like you. You are losers and cars crash like the economy when you need it most!

by Your dead fish November 24, 2020

Caits bussy

A women called Caitlin with a juicy bussy.

Caits bussy juicy.
Cait has a big juicy bussy.

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

Carlsexual

It’s when ur deeply in love with the leader of Carlogi

Someone: what is ur type?

Me: oh damn... I’m a Carlsexual

by Carlogi person!! February 10, 2021