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dirty butthole

dirty butthole is a thing were you have a dirty butt..........hole
Aislinn has a dirty butthole, and it smells
by me has dirty butt January 21, 2018
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Butthole

When someone is being rude or mean and won't snuggle with you.
Emma is a butthole
by Forrest smith January 5, 2014
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Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.
Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?
by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010
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texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
by roflrofler September 4, 2009
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buttholes

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.
I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.
by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008
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butthole whistle

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts
Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE
by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010
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Butthole Tetris

A game where you see how many odd-shaped objects you can stack up your ass.
"hey man, heard you and your buddies are going home for a game of butthole tetris."
by killerbarbie May 7, 2013
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