nooroos.breakfast

a rlly funny tiktoker. she deserves 1million followers! i think she is ed sheeran though 😳

“hey have you seen nooroos.breakfast ‘s new post?” “yes omg it was so funny”

by anonymous follower ;) July 16, 2021

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Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

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Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

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Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

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Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.

Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.

by Pony Danza April 16, 2023

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Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

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duck's breakfast

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

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adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.

Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"

by mous_se February 9, 2015

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