"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"
"There's just one ticket?"
"Yup."
"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
"There's just one ticket?"
"Yup."
"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
by badshirley October 26, 2013
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by Hi Trey June 30, 2018
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Get the Meme boyfriend mug.when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends
they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship
usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend
these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.
everyone ships them though.
they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship
usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend
these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.
everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"
oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "
autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "
autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
by flirtyship January 7, 2020
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by Monsieur Boyle February 8, 2020
Get the Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) mug.A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
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bf: "thank you bby I love you"
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