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St. Bernard

"Being St. Bernarded" is a verb used to describe the act of attempting to access a website that is blocked by St. Bernard. It is also used as an adjective referring to said website.
"Aww hell, I've just been St. Bernarded!"

"Dude, you totally just got St. Bernarded."

"Way to send me a survey that's St. Bernarded, ya jackass."
by Race February 16, 2005
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bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.
"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"
by Live4TheWeekend January 8, 2008
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Bernard

some fagg that thinks he is cool
my name is bernard.
by weirdoideot May 6, 2018
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bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine
do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?
by pixelfairy March 4, 2011
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bernardus

/bə nɑ dɪs/

Noun:

The visible mark on an undergarment caused by a shart (plural: bernardi)

Synonym: skid mark

NB: while a skid mark may be attributed to poor wiping, a bernardus is distinct as the result of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I'd hate to see the bernardus you left after that shart!"
by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016
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bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair
by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016
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Bernardsville

A very poor and ugly town filled with faggots who think they are better then Basking Ridge, which is the richest and most prestigious town in the east half of the entire country. People who live in bernardsville claim that Basking Ridge "sucks" and is worse then them. But in reality bernardville is a piece of shit town filled with mexicans and shitty movie theatures.
Basking Ridge Kid *Talking to another Basking Ridge Friend* : "Hey wanna see a movie tonight?"

Friend : "yeah sure! there is a movie theature in bernardsville we can go to!"

Other friend : "Ew why would i want to go to that shit hole, lets just take your Lamborghini to the mall!"

Friend : "Okay sure! but first my dad has to finish buying his 9th house and a few more Ferraris"
by 8934hibjgfjkseh October 26, 2012
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