bernardus 

/bə nɑ dɪs/

Noun:

The visible mark on an undergarment caused by a shart (plural: bernardi)

Synonym: skid mark

NB: while a skid mark may be attributed to poor wiping, a bernardus is distinct as the result of a shart.

"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I'd hate to see the bernardus you left after that shart!"

bernardus by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016

[Berbarously] or [Libyco-berbarously] 

Berbarously or Libyco-berbarously (adverb)

Of, relating to, or characteristic of berbarians or libyco-berbarians.

They -the berbarian(s) or libyco-berbarian(s)- berbarously or libyco-berbarously confronted the group of migrants who were sleeping in a room in the back of his house, he protested.

[Berbarously] or [Libyco-berbarously] by OumarD, TheAfricanGlory December 22, 2017

bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013

Bernard128 

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.

2:07pmSkillsPRO: HOLY!@BERNARD128 ur the BEST HYRBID EVER!! FK! U JST OWNT ME 39-39 DDS!2:07pmfree2own: lol skillspro u just suck dude. bernard, dm me.2:08pmBernard128: bring it u fuka 2:09pmfree2own: homie r u sure u want this im from compton G!2:10pmSkillsPRO: free2own dnt fk do it he fk owned me like it his fk job m8 plz dnt do it i wilcry=[. 2:23pm free2own: g2g sorry.2:23pmfree2own has left the chat room. (Quit: )

Bernard128 by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009

King Bernard 

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

King Bernard by Entorwellian September 16, 2009