beats

Measurement of time created by SWATCH. 1000 beats in a day, metric time.

Josh: How many beats is it man?

Martin: De beats char! It’s saying eight six five, it’s fucked; it’s out of sync or something.

by Beadle September 29, 2003

Beats By Dre

The best headphones in the world with precision-engineered, advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and powered noise cancellation, you hear music the way today’s top artists and producers want you to hear.

Kelz: Hey, what are those sexy headphones you got?
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!

by KelKelzBaby November 29, 2009

beerslut

Requirements for a BeerSlut:
1. Go out with parties of 10 or more people where at least two of those people are gay men.
2. Be under age and carry a fake liscence at all times.
3. weight must be over 160 pounds
4. drink like a sailor and attempt to get guys drunk so they will look more beautiful.

Why the hell is he going near her? Wait, i can't tell the difference between her and that garbage dumpster there... Wait! she must be a beerslut!

by anonymous May 12, 2003

beatstock

A whole group of girls that are ugly as sin

ohh gross man, did you see those chicks??

yeahh man, they're mad beatstock

by diggity diggs February 15, 2009

beats the shit out of their children

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

by borbtimble June 8, 2019

Swizz Beats

A New Jersey Rapper/Producer who got his talent from cereal box. He always repeats lines in his songs.

Dude 1 Swizz Beats is Tight
Dude 2 Man he sucks

by akballa October 23, 2007

Beats

Beats is a slang insult towards fat people. To be "Beats" is to be obscenely fat or overweight in such a way that you are repulsive and have no chance of getting laid. To be used effectively the word must be screamed in the face of the fattie. After you use the word you must deny all knowledge of how you came about the word and what it means.

Fat Girl: Hey hows it going?

Liam: BEATS!
Fat Girl: What?
Liam: Nothing.

by Dr "The Doc" Docherty September 24, 2012