Barney From The Simpsons Drunk

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

by BFochs715 July 28, 2009

barney

A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

by Shiggity and Trionna December 31, 2010

Barney

A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur"

also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend*

- Aye Get that barney nigga
- Fo Sho, my nigga

Conversation:

- Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina?
- Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney
- Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight!

- Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

by Tha Night Owl March 30, 2011

barsed

when you cant be bothered doing something derived from "be arsed"

"Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Nah, I cant barsed"

by timofie October 8, 2006

barney

a fight, (either physical or verbal)

there was a barney between the inlaws and the outlaws after the hitch

by Hunterider March 28, 2009

Banned

When you are toxic on Fortnite, this happens

UR BANNED NOOB

by Ur mom mega big gay December 17, 2018

bained

To get retarded drunk, sexually assault someone, vomit and roll in it repeatedly like a retard.

You are also likely a pervert and rapist.

Dude you got bained last night. You were all over that chick and she was not impressed... and is that vomit on your pants?

by HenryTheRanger August 8, 2012