Fishy Bathtub

The act of screwing a pregnant chick in a pool, hot tub, or jacuzzi.

"So I hear your girlfriend is pregnant...guess this means you'll be making it rain fishy bathtubs for the next 9 months"

by Merry Christmas! December 23, 2008

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.

Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.

by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018

baptised

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

by Mini-facts December 23, 2004

John the Baptist

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

by Kamix March 7, 2005

bashtard

same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.

That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...

by Sherman February 9, 2005

Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.

John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy

by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008