Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney April 05, 2016

Mexican Bagel

A raunchy, yet highly addictive sex position. Inspired by/is defined your imagination, so the sick joys derived from it are never-ending and are entirely up to the person dishing it out.

I finally scored a date with Cassie tonight. She's definitely getting a Mexican Bagel!

I can't wait to give Franny a Mexican Bagel tonight. Oooh yeah!

by Cha-Cha-Chauncey April 03, 2009

cock bagel

To shiza in your mouf!!!!

Vineet cock bagels himself twice every night.

by shiza in your mouf June 17, 2003

Jersey Bagel

When a female’s vagina is abnormally shaped - a perfect circle as opposed to an oval

“Yeah man, I took her home and when she took her pants off she had a jersey bagel, it looked like the coochie was blowing kisses at me”

by lewisblewis December 15, 2020

pocket bagel

When your partner jerks you off with a bagel and uses the "cream cheese" as a topping.

Bro you have to get your girl to have a pocket bagel, they're full of protein!

by HumbleAries331 January 18, 2018

saucy bagel

one will take a crap and roll it into a circle, a girl has a period on it and lets just say there is one cup between them

Saucy Bagel situation- A girl says "its that time of the month again" the guy says "i have to take a crap" they turn to each other and say "wait a minute...."

by jack offmore March 28, 2008

Bagel Game

A variation of the pizza game in which a bagel is used.

"You'd have to be a jew to play the bagel game over the pizza game."

by Nathan January 28, 2005