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auto-train

An American train service from the 1970s where passengers could take their cars with them in special rail cars that were connected to the passenger coaches all the way to Florida from outside Washington D.C., and for a brief time Kentucky. After going bankrupt in 1981, Amtrak took over the operation 2 years later and rebranded it as "Auto Train", which still runs today.
Dad: The family's going to Disney World!

Mom: Ugh, I'm not looking forward to sitting in a car for 3 days.

Dad: We're not taking the car, we're going to ride the auto-train all the way there!

Son: What's the auto-train?

Dad: Well, it basically means we get to relax in luxury aboard a special train, and we don't have to drive! They even have on-board movies, dining and beds!

Mom: I'm on board for that!
by takeyourcarwithyou March 9, 2021
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Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020
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Auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017
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Auto blu

Auto blu is a very hated italian trash song by shiva, that everyone jokes about.

If you have to go to the bathroom, listen to it!
2008 guy with a stereo: “auto bluu corro con il mio fraa lei messa lì io messo là non tornare in città, BRUM BRUM
by Mara Venier June 8, 2020
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Auto Potato

No checking other pages to confirm the news😎. It's already confirmed at Auto Potato
We provide Indian Automobile news in a #cool , #fun and #confirmed way! Yay!
An auto potato is a person who is a car geek.
Ramesh : How do you know all confirmed facts about cars?
Suresh : Because I'm an #autopotato !
by The car geek November 25, 2021
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auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.
Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.
Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019
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