didn't ask

A stupid roast used by stupid 12 year old kids under the influence from watching TikTok every 12 hours.

Person 1: Woohoo! I got a legendary!
Person 2: didn't ask
Person 3: Okay, you know what?! How about you get your ass out of the house and touch some grass you fucking prick!

didn't ask by RalphTheDamned July 14, 2023

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

Don't ask questions, just trust the process. by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

When did we ask

When that one person says something no one asked and someone says when and they say what time and the person says “did I ask”

When did we ask in a sentence

Yadiel: *insert something no one asked here*
Jordan: when
Yadiel: yesterday
Jordan: did we ask
The whole class: DAAAAAAAAMN
yadiel: *cries*

When did we ask by JDMF December 22, 2023

Don’t ask don’t tell 

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

Don’t ask don’t tell by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024

I didn't ask 

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

I didn't ask by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

Why not ask for help? 

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

Why not ask for help? by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Can I ask you a question 

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

Can I ask you a question by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025