Blockchain as a Service 

Blockchain as a Service (BaaS) is an offering that allows customers to leverage cloud-based solutions to build, host and use their own blockchain apps, smart contracts and functions on the blockchain while the cloud-based service provider manages all the necessary tasks and activities to keep the infrastructure agile and operational.

BOB: I need to create a blockchain, who am I going to call?

ALICE: Call ChainZilla, they offer blockchain as a service

Blockchain as a Service by bitcoinlover December 15, 2018

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake 

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008

sharp as a sphere 

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

sharp as a sphere by von groovy July 21, 2017

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

sober as a stone by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.

As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”

Trump as House Speaker by Fasters October 21, 2023

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

Mad as a spoon by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008

drunk as a skunk 

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

drunk as a skunk by XARDSX August 14, 2016