Itchy anus syndrome 

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

Itchy anus syndrome by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

poop anus chunk man 

the newest baby name invented in Florida

poop anus chunk woman is for girls

dad man: poop anus chunk man is a useless fucking child you should've aborted it smh cringe moment cant even fix car or toilet or the refridgeorater
mom man: yeah lets put him up for adoption what a penis

poop anus chunk man by large amount of penis December 11, 2020

my anus 

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

my anus by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

Asus Anus 

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

Asus Anus by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016

Vertical anus 

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

Vertical anus by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019

strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.

Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.

strawberry anus by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful

A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.

Knife in the anus by krasbot2 July 12, 2010