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The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.
The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.
Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!
Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.
Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.
Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.
Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.
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Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
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