alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.

GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."

by mainecoone November 5, 2012

alleycatting

alleycatting,

Is a popular term for a type of urban car-less dogging, traditionally found in northern towns. Outdoor public sex in the alleys between back to back houses, while being observed by voyeurs and for the titilation of curtain twitchers..

Alleycatters is the name for the people who partake in this fetish

I drank six pints and then went out and did some alleycatting, last night..

by maleyprops April 11, 2013

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

Alleydicking

A "quickie" by definition. Although it's a special term used by hookers and their clients.

Dude1: "man, I need sex."

Dude2: "there's a cockeyed hooker in the alley behind my house. Why don't you give her a good ol' alleydicking?"

Dude1: "rad! Don't worry, I'll be back in time to finish our game of Chess"

by Dekrepit90 July 3, 2014

alley trash

When you're drunk or high on drugs and horny and cruising the alleys for a sexual partner.

I'm high and horny and heading out to find some alley trash.

by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015

alleysack

Brown paper bag you conceal alcohol with!

A bum drinks from an alleysack

by Jonnd1234 December 16, 2016

Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.

"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.

by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017