MOTHERFUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS
HE WILL ANNOY YOU THE WHOLE DAY AND NOT STOP UNTIL YOUR DEAD
IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN ALERTSEEKER FIRST DELETE HIS MC ACCOUNT FIRST THEN DELETE HIS GENSHIN ACCOUNT
THEN DONT GIVE HIM BREAKFAST TO CONTROL HIS HUNGER OR HE WILL BECOME 1000 KG
HE WILL ANNOY YOU THE WHOLE DAY AND NOT STOP UNTIL YOUR DEAD
IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN ALERTSEEKER FIRST DELETE HIS MC ACCOUNT FIRST THEN DELETE HIS GENSHIN ACCOUNT
THEN DONT GIVE HIM BREAKFAST TO CONTROL HIS HUNGER OR HE WILL BECOME 1000 KG
PERSON1:YOU ARE SUCH AN ALERTSEEEKER.
ALERTSEEKER:NOYOU ARE AN ALERTSEEKERNOW I WILL ANNOY YOU FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE.
ALERTSEEKER:NOYOU ARE AN ALERTSEEKERNOW I WILL ANNOY YOU FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE.
by ALERT FAIL YOU BOTH BITCHES December 13, 2021
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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.
And body bags?
And body bags!
And body bags?
And body bags!
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
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A cool, fun, laid back, simultaneously pretty and handsome person that feels like a big sister and makes you smile when you see them in the halls
by Moss:] December 7, 2022
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by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023
Get the Albertan Polar Plunge mug.'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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Alberta is not so bad
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