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Abservation

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.
Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!
by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008
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absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.
We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)
by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009
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abstinence

n. ab'-stuh-nuhns

1) The act of not indulging in a certain conduct or desire.
2) The act of remaining a virgin until marriage.
1) Marco practiced abstinence to end his addiction to cigarettes.
2) Emilia used abstinence to stay sexually pure for her future husband.
by Megan A November 29, 2006
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absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.
It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.
by John Jacoby August 9, 2007
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Absana

Absana is currently one of the worlds best known Counter-Strike players, having gained recognition for his quick-scope scouting method.

Throughout his years of playing professional Counter-Strike, he has been tainted with rumours of cheating in the competitive field.

Although he has competed in various international competitions in the past, yet the legitimacy of this players incredible aim and overall abilities in the game of Counter-Strike continue to be put under question.

Although he does not receive much media attention, he is much talked about within the Counter-Strike community and also a well known player in the Australian Scene.

The word is now used commonly to make reference to cheaters in a mocking, humurous manner.
OMFG NOOB, YOU CHEATER. WHAT ARE YOU? ABSANA!?

TURN THEM OFF ABSANA.

Omg man, I was playing bloodstrike the other day and there was this totally absana guy cheating his arse off! ruined the game for all of us.

WTF that whole clan was being blatantly absana!
by Charlie Walker August 14, 2006
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abstininthe

Hey man, let's practice abstininthe today.
by domy September 10, 2007
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Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.
"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"
by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008
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