Mavis and Madge were sitting in the marketplace waiting for the post office to open so they could collect their pensions. As usual, they were gossiping...
<Mavis> Did you know Mr Johnson from the butchers got caught smooching Mr Winslow from the grocers?
<Madge - checks over both shoulders nervously and whispers> WHAT?! I can't believe it! Although, come to think of it, he always has "walked with a light step".
<Mavis> Meh, I always knew he was a shirtlifter.
<Mavis> Did you know Mr Johnson from the butchers got caught smooching Mr Winslow from the grocers?
<Madge - checks over both shoulders nervously and whispers> WHAT?! I can't believe it! Although, come to think of it, he always has "walked with a light step".
<Mavis> Meh, I always knew he was a shirtlifter.
by HaroldChess August 03, 2010
Hym "I don't really feel like watching my step though.... So I won't." 😐
Iam "Will you stop? Seriously..." 😒
Hym "He's being a shit and he knows he's doing it. So, no. I'm not going to do that."
Iam "Will you stop? Seriously..." 😒
Hym "He's being a shit and he knows he's doing it. So, no. I'm not going to do that."
by Hym Iam September 07, 2022
The act of going around the neighborhood and stealing shoes (pref. expensive sneakers) and whatnot from people's front door-steps.
by JackMa August 15, 2015
Some weird cringe-worthy dude found a way to make beat-box sounds like choking and vomiting, basically it's just annoying noise.
by LikorMeister303 December 21, 2016
by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019
lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late
friends mom chill
friends mom chill
step mom what are you doing ?!?
by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022
When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears
You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of
by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019