(Also come pipe)
Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.
2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.
3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.
3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
by Amazambane April 23, 2018
Get the Came Pipemug. by slimeshady July 28, 2019
Get the Pipe the Micmug. C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.
C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.
C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
Get the pipes are callingmug. by tufty1 April 14, 2009
Get the Chocolate Pipemug. A fantastic tee shot in golf that is typically hit with the driver and goes very far and straight. This may also be known as and originates from the original word “pipe-a-rooner”. Best used on the golf course when you’re geeking out with the homies
“Wow, that shot Joe just hit was an absolute pipe-a-roonski. I think he’s 290+ right down the middle”
by jmonroe69 May 31, 2021
Get the Pipe-a-roonskimug. when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese
Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020
Get the pipe cheesemug. Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
Get the Dumpy Pipesmug.