While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.
Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick?
Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain
When a guy gets upset over something irrational. Always seems to happen around the same week out of the month. Bitching for no good reason.
Girl: Do you know what is wrong with Corey? He said I cant have any guy friends.
Guy: Oh, he's just having his emo period