yard fudge

Those little packages of joy left on your lawn by stray neighborhood mutts and by inconsiderate dog walkers who are either too stupid to remember to carry a plastic bag or too lazy to bend down and pick up their animal's droppings even if they did remember to bring a bag, especially when they think no one is looking.

Me: Hey bro, why are you walkin' funny?
You: Damn it, I just stepped in a huge load of yard fudge!

He: Gimme a little kiss, baby!
She: No way, your breath smells like yard fudge!

by DoomShadow July 10, 2010

yaped

To be attacked and raped by a yeti

Ethan: How was your trip up north Joel?

Joel: Well I saw a yeti!

Ethan: Holy shit balls! Did you make friends with it?

Joel: I got yaped!

Ethan: At least you got some action that didn't involve your hand

by Joelhatesbull December 22, 2013

yareccy

A best friend, she can be sweet but also sour. She is one of a kind and her name is one in seven billion. You need a Yareccy in your life .

Me: Yareccy your best friend
Yareccy: Say what?!

by Chef 21 May 10, 2018

Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

railroad yard

The amount of track marks on the arm of a junkie. This also pertains to someone who works in a factory where handingling cardboxes all day will have a few paper cuts.

'Jesus, did you see the track marks on Crystal's arm? Talk about a fucking railroad yard.'

'Man, I worked a ten hour shift. All I have to show is this train yard from all the box cuts.'

by Freakie Tim November 3, 2009

Good yard

A quote from a meme of somebody drunk emailing their teacher or a way of saying good night

Student from meme: You’re a fuckn g mr smith

Good yard

Pat something

I also need a extension for my papper

by rosiee_ December 31, 2022

Yardie

The term 'Yardie' refers to Jamaican criminals. Many operate in London,dealing drugs and acquiring illicit money.Frequently seen driving BMW's (with) darkened windows, they like to visually display thier status;expensive gold jewellery, designer suits and sunglasses! They will administer very quickly violence and (death) to those who show 'disrespect'.Life expectancy low as thier deeds sooner or later catch up with them..

Police swooped on yet another group of Yardies in North West London, this time from Harlesden.

by Inja May 4, 2008