yaped

To be attacked and raped by a yeti

Ethan: How was your trip up north Joel?

Joel: Well I saw a yeti!

Ethan: Holy shit balls! Did you make friends with it?

Joel: I got yaped!

Ethan: At least you got some action that didn't involve your hand

by Joelhatesbull December 22, 2013

Yape

Jack Southard's contraction for Ye and Ape used as an offensive insult to friends

Dude................................................YAPE!

by THE YAPIST August 25, 2016

Yape

An office supply that does yape things, like jumping up and down on the piano. It is better than all other office supplies, since all their songs are borigami. Messes up paper in ways only yape can do. Costs $4790 at Staples and is also sold at Office Depot, though the price is unknown. Is stronger than an anime swordsman.

Wait, we still don't know what yape *does*!

Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.

by AcousticJamm December 18, 2020

Yared

Yared. Amazing personality and doesn’t let anyone get in his way. Has all these amazing friends. Can count on this one special friend. Loyal, smart, kind, caring, loving, hot, amazing, a smart person to be with. He’s kind and loves everybody. He also keeps his head up and keeps going on.

Girl 1: wow I wish I New a yared he seems so lucky

Girl 2: ya I wish I could find me a guy like him

by Unknow..... October 13, 2019

Yaypedi

n. another word for milk

Mom, can I have some yaypedi in my cereal?

by Eric Aaron March 12, 2009

YAPENYIN

"Your Opinion".
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".

Negro 1:
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
Negro 2:
She look Good.

by selvol August 18, 2012

yapdog

A term reserved for a canine who is unable to stop it’s near-constant barking, a behavior usually spawned by neglect.

I had hoped she would find a little lapdog but she has sadly created a yapdog!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021