Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

roping the wind

Impossible to catch

That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.

by Mrkittywhisperer June 13, 2022

The other side of the wind

When someone purposefully farts in your face.

"I went to eat his ass but he gave me the other side of the wind."

by Lover7681 February 14, 2019

twisting in the wind

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005

Piss against the wind

1) Taking the more difficult "routes" in life
2) Doing the abnormal

Bob: "Did you hear John died from getting run over by a car?"
Alex: "No, he was always one to piss against the wind

by rebecca black890 August 17, 2011

dixie wind chimes

When the KKK hang a man of negro descent from a tree.

"Dang New Yorkers. Let's string 'em up and make us some dixie wind chimes!"

by DarbySniper August 1, 2006

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006