Turd Wheel

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.

I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.

by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018

Fourth Wheel

Being left out by your three other friends having a threesome.

Phil: Dude why aren't you joining?

Carl: It's ok I'm just the fourth Wheel

Phil: Bruh

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

Running the Wheel

Being so busy that you don't have time to stop to breathe and enjoy your life.

"Sarah is running the wheel so much that she'll have a heart attack before she is 30."

"You're on the fast track to a corner office if you keep running the wheel."

by fMRR April 20, 2010

Inverted Wagon Wheel

An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.

Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."

The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.

Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man

by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010

Fourway Sodomy Wheel

A sex position between four men, only possible in Outer Space or another Zero-Gee environment. Each man must be of an equal height and with similar body proportions. Most importantly, their penises must be of equal length and erections must stick straight out. Each man arches their back forward 90º and penetrates the anus of the man in front of them. When the fourth man penetrates the first man, a Fourway Sodomy Wheel is formed, in which all four men are simultaneously fucking and being fucked by eachother.

Elon Musk built SpaceX not on the dream of colonizing Mars, as he has falsely stated before, but to make the Fourway Sodomy Wheel a more viable sex position.

by thereppy June 25, 2017

Jesus Take the Wheel

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019