chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

spider web

A silky thing that spiders produce that turns you into a karate master once you walk into one.

holy shit dude i walked into a spider web

by karatemaster1337 March 12, 2019

spider web

To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.

i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!

by LisaSusan September 9, 2006

spinning web

redneck definition for semen

yeeha, after watchin' my sister fuck my best friend, i gotta go spin some web. fucker

by hot karl February 11, 2004

Wibbly Wobbly Web

A phrase used by seniors and middle-aged men to describe the Intertubes.

Use of this phrase is generally considered an indicator that the person using it is attempting to appear hip while really out-of-touch with the zeitgeist.

In the UK the phrase has gained widespread popularity among many readers of The Sun, The Daily Mail, The Star and the Express. And therefore those using the phrase are often chastised for their old-fogeyness.

Foo: "I was surfing the Wibbly Wobbly Web the other day and the most beautiful hem sown curtains."

Bar: "Dude!! No! Just No!"

by tteeler April 12, 2009

flinging web

To nut on one's partner, usually in the facial region

Casey' flung his web all over shanna's face.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003