chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

wallet sore

When your ass is sore from sitting on a wallet in your pocket.

"My ass is sore from a wallet sore"

by igor_chevsky October 4, 2011