Ban wagon 

A follower. Someone that says something and then when everyone says they like it they seem to like it too even tho they just said they didn’t liek it . Another definition of ban wagon is someone who loves the golden state worries and then switches to cavs because they are the winning team. Another definition is someone who agrees to something just because everyone dose even tho they don’t agree to it but they just do because they are a BAN WAGON period‼️

“Oh I hate the cavs they is th worst team” Everyone like the cavs now. “Ohh I like the cavs now it’s the best team”. This is an example of a BAN WAGON. They seem to like it because everyone likes it and they switch up because they are a BAN WAGON‼️

Ban wagon by We don’t like BAN WAGONS‼️ December 29, 2018

rat-faced ass wagon 

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

rat-faced ass wagon by Absconder February 27, 2011

dirt wagon 

A nasty, ugly, smelly, bitch that you would never ever EVER! want to fuck...even if you and her were the only people alive on the plant.

"Ouch, that whore is such a dirt wagon!"

dirt wagon by Mike Locke May 28, 2004

faggot wagon 

Pseudonym for the Toyota Sienna minvan.

Marlon got busted stalking kindergarteners again in one of those faggot wagons.

faggot wagon by domino3040 July 13, 2010

chicken wagon 

A nigger car. Offensively targeted at the smell of fast food and/or fried chicken often left in a nigger's car.

There they go again to wal-mart in the chicken wagon.

chicken wagon by StreakySquirrel1313 September 30, 2010

Granny Wagon 

These are the electric/mobility scooters that were originally designed to help older and disabled people with mobility issues, although you will now commonly see them being driven by fat/lazy people as well.

They are usually powered by 1-3 batteries (depending on the model), similar to the size you would find in a car. They usually have a top speed of 8mph. Some even have wheelie bars for added safety.

They are meant for use on the pavement although you will occasionally see users driving them in the road and holding up traffic, oblivious to the queue of cars behind them beeping their horns in fury, and shouting.

Owners of granny wagons also tend to be terrible at driving them, especially around supermarkets. You will often see them rammed into innocent pedestrians and dogs at the hands of a novice.

Popular models include:

-Freerider Mayfair 4
-Pride Colt deluxe
-Shoprider sovereign

Doris finds it difficult to walk to the shops to get her weekly shopping, luckily her son bought her a granny wagon for her birthday.

Granny Wagon by Darth Dean January 27, 2012

Jack Wagon 

An incredibly large piece of fecal matter which sticks 6 inches out of the toilet water.

Hey guys, get over here and check out this huge Jack Wagon!

Jack Wagon by Winky Browneye January 1, 2011