pee water

weak light beer with little taste

"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."

by pikepat January 12, 2008

yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.

I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.

by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011

tranny water

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).

My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.

by SkaiSelachamorph January 25, 2014

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018