walmart

the place where you can buy things

I go to walmart all day

by the holy potato boi April 7, 2020

Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.

“Bro check HER out”

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”

by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022

what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting

Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves

by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

white people Walmart

Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.

Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.

by All hail Caesar May 24, 2023