utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

negative utilitarianism

The school of thought that states that suffering must be eradicated at all costs. The ultimate aim therefore of negative utilitarianism is to destroy all life. This aim is often termed global suicide.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.

I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.

Addiction is hard to break...

by Humankind May 26, 2005

Utech

A badass motherfucker who will beat the shit outta you without feeling bad about it.

Don’t mess with him, he’s a utech

by Faxboi.com November 22, 2021

Utica, NY

A place where dreams go to die.

When I left Utica, NY my life got so much better

by ex-Utican June 23, 2010

ut2004

The best game yet in the Unreal series.

Player1: Yo, ya wanna play UT2004?
Player2: Hell yeah beeyatch! Ima kill your ass!
Player1: I don't think so!
Player2: FUCK!
Player1: Ha! Ha! Eat murder whore! Yeah, ownage!

by Chris May 13, 2005

UTMA

acronym:(pronounced "UHt-mah"): unanswered text message anxiety - def: the grief (and sometimes horror) experienced when waiting for response via text message. Commonly experienced during the early stages of dating.

"I texted him 3 hours ago, and he's giving me total UTMA!"

by JaSprx January 1, 2008

Utah

A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".

If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.

by October85 August 7, 2006