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acronym:(pronounced "UHt-mah"): unanswered text message anxiety - def: the grief (and sometimes horror) experienced when waiting for response via text message. Commonly experienced during the early stages of dating.

"I texted him 3 hours ago, and he's giving me total UTMA!"

UTMA by JaSprx January 1, 2008

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UTMA

adj - Stands for "uglier than my ass". Usually used to describe someone (or something) with extremely little beauty.

I had to sit next to the UTMA girl at the party.

UTMA by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004

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UTMA

utma

A term of general disgust, evolving over time from the original, " Eat Me ! ", because Mom didn't appreciate the brothers' emphatic expression of that phrase, thus it morphed into 'et ma', then 'ert ma' and finally, 'Utma ! ', still expressed emphatically to register ones disapproval or disgust over any number of daily situations. More recently, a Jewish variant has come into use, "Oytma !".

"Dude! I just sharted."

Ah, Utma, willya !?

utma by ydGoat May 25, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026