up on blocks

to rob someone completely unbeknownst to them, to steal everything from someone, to 'rob them blind'. to go behind someone's back when they least expect it and take as much as you can from them; the opposite of 'strongarming' someone.

"that nigga earl went off to work and me and flossy came through his crib, needless to say, we put that nigga up on blocks!"

by block dumby August 27, 2007

up air

Phrase people from Pittsburgh use to say "up there"

Look up air I think it's the Good Year Blimp.

by Jeff C. February 28, 2005

up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

Up jack

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

by Thadeous December 14, 2008

Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

by Han :) March 25, 2010

up the butt

when you get it stuck in your butt.

Ryan Justice took it up the butt,and likes it.

by wow August 16, 2003

up the spout

pregnant, usually unplanned, as in Up the Pole

She's gone and got herself up the spout, or...
From the great Irish film, The Snapper: "She's gone and got herself up the pole."

Also see Snapper: Fetus, Unborn Baby

by Petra777 January 13, 2008