twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015

twitter ego

Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers

That guy has massive twitter ego!

by joboon April 30, 2015

twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter-fit

Pitching a fit on Twitter.

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.

by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018

Twitter Orgy

The act of creating a mob on Twitter by tagging a multiple people in a post. The purposes of a Twitter Orgy is typically to get those tagged to respond to your post.

It is akin to a person IRL muttering to themselves loudly in public with the hopes of people hearing them and engaging with them.

It is a cheap form of attempting to engage people.

@Mary was looking for people to gang up on @Steve, so she started a Twitter Orgy and tagged half of the school in her post about him.

by Amsterdam74 February 15, 2019