Turdable

Adjective - used to say that something is just as bad as or worse than what can be crapped out of your butt. Could also be a response to a bad joke or phrase.

Example 1 ~ P1: Did you just see that guy pick his nose? P2: Yeah, man that is just turdable. ~ Example 2 ~ "Once I had a dog without a nose." "Really? How did it smell?" "It smelled turdable."

by B.E.A.N. February 28, 2011

TURF

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Yo man don't dis on my turf that is TURF cause I'll turf yo ass.

by alkdjnne January 7, 2006

turf

(n.) The region between one's balls and butthole. See also gooch taint.

Man, my turf stinks of shit.

by D Squeezy February 9, 2005

turatny

adj. off shoot of turat, n. marijuana, grass, herbals, trees

"where's the turatny fool"

by Mike Manning October 11, 2004

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006

Tural Ball

A dark and scary game of three-flags-up played at night. The catcher must wear dark (stunna) sunglasses and try to catch the ball. This game is an art form and is not for the weak-hearted. Warning: Head might be injured (either one).

Fight for what is right! Fight for what is yours! Play Tural Ball!

by Kricketune May 29, 2007

turf

Kelsey, who is a hot slut.

Oi Michael, get away from my turf before I blast you!

by sammmyyyy June 13, 2008