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Tankier

The act of becoming much more overweight, usually performed by those who lose elections and become exponentially larger as a coping mechanism for their losses against much thinner and more attractive running mates.

The word Tank comes form the size of the person in question.
"Oh wow I thought she was a tank now, but ever since losing those JSA elections, she has become so much tankier."
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$tink Tank

A formerly successful company, founded on forward-thinking methods during the Dotcom boon, now running into the ground due to uncreative, boring middle-management business types who chase their tails in search of profits. In other words, the opposite of a think tank.
"This game company used to be great place to work: we had a big open work area where we brainstormed, tested out what we were working on and had Margarita Thursdays. Then the new boss (she used to manage a call center) put up a wall in the center of the room and told us we aren't allowed to play video games during company time. We used to make money, now we just stress about meeting internal goals; We went from think tank to $tink tank.”
by Dizz Markie April 29, 2010
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douche tank

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags
Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.
by mrELsenor February 20, 2011
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Tanks

Dropping salt nicotine on a bowl of weed and snapping it
Friend 1: “Hey bro, trynna pack some tanks?”
Friend 2: “Na dude, that shit got me nic sick last time”
by BIG MAYO May 29, 2019
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spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.
Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.
by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007
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Tank Tank

-Something you scream every ten minutes in Grand Theft Auto Online
-Reference to a particular player, Firescorpion
by Jolernaught January 15, 2017
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tankomorph

the evolved version of a mesomorph thats much stornger and buff,and they are the sexiest men in JAMICA.
EIRIN Mc DAID AKA-(SHEEP)
DANIEL FAGAN AKA-(DISCO DAN)
INCREDIBLE HULK AKA-(BIG GREEN MAN)
by EIRIN Mc DAID / DANIEL FAGAN December 3, 2003
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