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The act of becoming much more overweight, usually performed by those who lose elections and become exponentially larger as a coping mechanism for their losses against much thinner and more attractive running mates.

The word Tank comes form the size of the person in question.
"Oh wow I thought she was a tank now, but ever since losing those JSA elections, she has become so much tankier."
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Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.
I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!
Think Tankie by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020
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A hardline Stalinist. A tankie is a member of a communist group or a "fellow traveller" (sympathiser) who believes fully in the political system of the Soviet Union and defends/defended the actions of the Soviet Union and other accredited states (China, Serbia, etc.) to the hilt, even in cases where other communists criticise their policies or actions. For instance, such a person favours overseas interventions by Soviet-style states, defends these regimes when they engage in human rights violations, and wishes to establish a similar system in other countries such as Britain and America.

The term is used to distinguish the rare individuals with these kinds of beliefs from communists more broadly (including Communist Party members), whose adherence to Soviet doctrine and attachment to existing "socialist" states is somewhat weaker.

It is always more-or-less abusive in the sense that those termed tankies do not use the term themselves, but it doesn't have any particular bite (unlike, say, Trot).

The term derives from the fact that the divisions within the communist movement first arose when the Soviet Union sent tanks into communist Hungary in 1956, to crush an attempt to establish an alternative version of communism which was not embraced by the Russians. Most communists outside the eastern bloc opposed this action and criticised the Soviet Union. The "tankies" were those who said "send the tanks in".

The epithet has stuck because tankies also supported "sending the tanks in" in cases such as Czechoslovakia 1968, Afghanistan 1979, Bosnia and Kosovo/a (in the case of the Serbian state), and so on (whereas the rest of the communist movement has gravitated towards anti-militarism).
I wouldn't be surprised if the tankies even defend Saddam Hussein.

Some of the people round George W Bush used to be left-wing, but they haven't really changed their views much; they were mostly tankies.
tankie by Andy April 20, 2004

Think Tankie

a person who is professionally involved in fear mongering, bigotry and the spreading of fake news and propaganda while working for organizations similar to ASPI that are funded by weapon manufactures who literally manufacture tanks.
did you see that guy spreading that pseudo scientific fake news paper on twitter? he literally works for ASPI. LoL such a Think Tankie.
Think Tankie by mitosan September 28, 2020

Tankerismasizmo 

Means: "Hey whats up man? Let's go grab some beers, meet me at the liquor store, I got the first round. Let's get tanked homie!", <---All in one word. Tankerismasizmo

It also works through text or via phone call
Homie calls or texts: tankerismasizmo!
Me: gets my shit and I'm out the door.
Tankerismasizmo by Thumpnization February 9, 2021

Tankersley 

A down right beast at pretty much everything. Good looking, athletic, smart, sensitive, charming, friendly. Also known as Tank..
Dude, Tankersley is such a beast. Man, Tankersley is a legit person. Tankersley will look out for you
Tankersley by Leholeho January 19, 2013
Slang for someone who supports militant communism, as opposed to the subversive, political, or economic warfare variants of communism. Generally, though not always, a Stalinist.
Only tankies would actually want to spread the revolution though military might.
Tankie by Zoldam July 1, 2020