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Tokyo Sandblaster

An Ancient Japanese Tradition:

When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.
by Tomlor November 11, 2010
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tookoos

The male's reproductive tool...
His tookoos is huge.
I'm gonna flex my tookoos (going for a piss). This girl needs to rinse my tookoos.
by Tondinweleuthera August 11, 2004
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sweet action tokyo drift style

another way to say "that's cool", "that's what's up", "that's what's happenin'"
"Duuude i just ate some candy!"
"No way! Sweet action tokyo drift style!!"
by Big E Masta August 5, 2008
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When you crap into your hand and blow it into your partners face. The stench and the crap will cause your partner to squint. Thus causing the Japanese effect.
Conan got really turned on because of all the crap dripping from his mouth. Jill had given him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by D-Gro! November 13, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.
Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.
by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 21, 2010
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Tokoroan

Someone belonging to a small sheep herding community in New Zealand's north island.
Cassie the Tokoroan loved her sheep.
by Tui_Pure3 July 16, 2011
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Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory

A sort of portmanteau of a restaurant concept that serves Sushi, Cheesecake and tequila/tequila cocktails.
Where you gonna take you ex for dinner?

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory!
Uh...yeah...that sounds about right!
by tacoraj October 2, 2017
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