2 definitions by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin
A small furry toy hamster hosting a sophisticated AI developed by NASA. It is primarily used to record and playback racist slurs at unsuspecting minority house guests. It is programmed to only befriend white people.
Chatimals were developed to undermine the efforts of the black community.
"Bruce, your stuffed hamster just called me a nigger."
"Bruce, your stuffed hamster just called me a nigger."
by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 19, 2010
When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.
Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.
by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 19, 2010