Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020

Broken toaster

A word to call your boyfriend to make him weirded out.

“Thank you my broken toaster.”

“You’re welcome purified fridge water.”

by li horan <3 November 14, 2021

Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate

Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster

by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022

Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm

S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !

by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

yes no toaster

a french popular sentence for the french person who is a shit in english

Mmmhhh...Yes no toaster?

by memeduhface April 25, 2019

90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020