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Bribe the Pope

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 January 31, 2025
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dean pope

Nothing else about dean pope. Just autistic
by NutPuncher January 25, 2024
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Pope of Simps

Uggh there goes the Pope of Simps again
by Pope2 May 3, 2022
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Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"
"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"
by PWAP June 30, 2022
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pope

pope eheeeeeeeeeheeheeheeeeeeeheeeeeee
by Ziloth/lemons are cool December 1, 2022
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