Guy one: "Dude, did you see Chris do an unassisted keg stand???"
Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"
Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"
by armyman56m July 25, 2010
Get the Iron Pipemug. Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
Get the Dumpy Pipesmug. when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese
Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020
Get the pipe cheesemug. ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage
by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018
Get the calling pipemug. by Cjgach May 18, 2016
Get the milk pipemug. 1a) The term used for any female that has a secretive slutty side 1b) Any female that is currently in an active relationship but will have many discrete sexual encounters with other men usually more than 2 men at a time
2a) a female that is proud to have many sexual encounters with a large group of men 2b) when a female prefers readily available longer length erections as a source of sexual pleasure.
2a) a female that is proud to have many sexual encounters with a large group of men 2b) when a female prefers readily available longer length erections as a source of sexual pleasure.
Example 1:
Man A : "Why do you and Brandi break up bro?"
Man B: "Well I thought she was going to a moms and strollers meeting, turns out she was the Pipe Queen down at the Foot Locker"
Example 2:
Girl posts selfie to social media, caption reads " OMG last night was cra cra pretty sure I met the entire basketball team lol #pipequeen"
Man A : "Why do you and Brandi break up bro?"
Man B: "Well I thought she was going to a moms and strollers meeting, turns out she was the Pipe Queen down at the Foot Locker"
Example 2:
Girl posts selfie to social media, caption reads " OMG last night was cra cra pretty sure I met the entire basketball team lol #pipequeen"
by EDoubleG September 23, 2016
Get the Pipe Queenmug. by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020
Get the Bag-pipedmug.