Salted Yogurt

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.
by Hdheje October 30, 2019
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Bit the Yogurt

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.
Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".
by Magrifiedmonkey November 07, 2024
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Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.
She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.
by Mcgwicko April 18, 2021
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When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.
Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?
by seachips January 11, 2025
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yogurt glasses

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses
by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018
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yogurt hole

Adj. : Describing a felatious vagina or anus that has been aggressively drenched with semen in such a way that the only way to describe it is a hole covered in yogurt.
"Did u see how i totally creampied that yogurt hole?"

"Ya you really covered that hole, whole!"
by Duck from the gunclub November 19, 2021
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purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole
That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger
by yoMamma June 15, 2015
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