shit

the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down

Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!

by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014

shits

more than one shit

"Shits been happening to me today. I failed the math test, a creep gave me a creme brulee, and my roommates left feces on the floor!"

by noshits November 8, 2011

the shit

Hand ball table tennis. The coolest game ever! Played by local people at my high school during lunch. :) this game is The SHIT!

Handball table tennis is the shit!

by Mikki Mouse June 4, 2005

with the shits

To be down to do more than simply kiss

"Mic, she just ate you?"
"Nah, she's not with the shits fam"

"Yo Kenny, I'm talking to this new female, I think she's with the shits"

by The Lame February 16, 2020

SHIT

any kind of item that has no value!

You got more shit than waste managment!!

by Wade Mc January 2, 2007

No Shit

1. there is not any shit
2. duh!
3. dam ur stupid
4. ironic points

"No shit, I already knew that"
"No shit, Sherlock"

by Nicole Morris April 16, 2006