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Textease

v: the act of text messaging someone in order to tease them in a playful way. Related to sexting though not exclusively sexual.
My boyfriend was such a textease all day!
by hydroxamate March 29, 2017
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textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.
Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
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Textmentia

When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.

Also see: Living while Distracted
OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!

I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!
by BalconySessions July 13, 2017
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Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people
Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8
by BobbyIce May 20, 2018
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Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.
Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.
by Akkii May 20, 2018
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texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.
“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”
by Bendoug January 30, 2019
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Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.
Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!
by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019
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